Damn you Parachute..

Discussion in 'Community Polls' started by f5cent, May 16, 2012.

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What happens when you jump off a building?

Your chute opens and you land safely on the ground. 5 vote(s) 10.0%
Your chute opens right as you hit the ground causing mass damage to your knee caps. 33 vote(s) 66.0%
Your chute doesn't open at all and you commit suicide. 9 vote(s) 18.0%
You get the tip: Press 'button' to open your parachute. 3 vote(s) 6.0%
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    f5cent Power Member

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    Why wont my parachute open when i want it to? Is there some magic trick to it or combination of buttons I'm supposed to do to get it to open? I will spam the 'A' button when jumping off a building and what do I get for my impeccable spamming abilities? You committed suicide. Thanks parachute for not being there for me when I needed you most. /Rage Quit

    Am I alone on this?
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    Pancake News Writer/Mod

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    Or, when you are just cruizin' in a jet, fucking up some tanks, and then... OMG ITS THAT INSANELY GOOD PILOT BEHIND YOU! *Girl scream* HE IS SHOOTING AT ME! OMGOMGOMGOMG OKAY MAYBE I CAN SHAKE HIM OFF- NOPE. VEHICLE ON FIRE? OKAY FUCK THIS. JUMPJUMPJUMP! Pffffew... Open parachu- NOOOOOOOooo... Too late. Now you will slowly decend to the ground at 2 mp/h while being 2 km high in the sky. And when you finally land, you DIE. YOU DIE BECAUSE OF A SNIPER.
    FUCK.
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    SAvram Site Celebrity

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    This happens to me all the time. Parachute just sucks...
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    rangoras7 Site Celebrity

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    I like to make a game out of the parachute. Deploy it at a very high altitude and see how many jets you can dodge as they try and roadkill you.
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    Skill Free Jake Site Celebrity

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    They killed the parachute in BF3... :(
    It will open in 2 stages, first it will take about a second to open all the way, then it will slow you properly.
    I've actually taken damage from a very high fall where my parachute had over 20 seconds to open all the way. :confused:
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    Pancake News Writer/Mod

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    I once roadkilled a guy on a parachute with my jet. Insane awesomemode activate! I loved the *Tok!* sound it makes... Like a mosquito or fly rammed into the grill of a truck... Hehehehe
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    PHATL2028 Contributor

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    Yeah parachute is trash, it actually worked on BFBC2. They should of added repelling out of support choppers would of been safer :D
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    NCMgunfighter919 Power Member

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    If you do it just right, sometimes you can jump high as you exit the roof and spam your chute button while holding back on the stick to slow down. This nets little or no damage from a 2nd story fall.
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    MarkieeAi Contributor

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    Because you're jumping of a Third-Story building. There is no way a parachute would have time to open up.

    Use common sense people, if the building is to high to jump off in real life without serious injury or death, it probably is to high for you in the game as well.

    If a parachute wouldn't open in real life, it probably wont in the game as well. That is how it should work, this isn't Just Cause 2 where you can just open a parachute at any height without any velocity or whatever.

    Use common sense! A parachute isn't for jumping off 3-story buildings and landing safe!
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    NCMgunfighter919 Power Member

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    Well whatever story the warehouses are on firestorm
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    MarkieeAi Contributor

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    Not enough for the parachute to open up mate
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    xFreeRunnerx Greenhorn

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    In all fairness I think the parachute works fine, because if you're only jumping from a building in real life, do you expect it to open off the high winds?, when you come to landing, just pull back to slow down, and you land smoothly and perfectly. it's alright man, just stop trying to bail around the map at 50mph ;)
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    rtmoose Contributor

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    you have to pull back right before you hit the ground... it acts as a brake and stops your momentum
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    Scilimit Returning Member

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    I find myself pressing the space bar repeatedly but then when it finally opens I end up pressing the space bar again by accident and so it closes my parachute and I suffer a large amount of damage.
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    rtmoose Contributor

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    you cant close your parachute once opened, you are taking damage because you dont pull back at the moment you land
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    Scilimit Returning Member

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    Bah! I gotta learn how to use it properly. I hardly ever parachute. #fail
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    gh0st Site ACE

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    It took me a while to get used to the parachutes in BF3. Like someone else said, you could jump off of anything in BFBC2 and open your chute and not take damage. I splattered so many times in the beginning due to forgetting they made them more realistic in BF3.
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    Sleepiemercie Member

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    They really need to fix this , I understand they wanted a realistics game but come on IT is a freaking game!!! BC2 had this perfected! Why can't they just get it fixed and done and make us ALL happy? It is too much to ask?
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    Orion Contributor

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    You cant really win with the parachute in Battlefield games.
    Bad Company 2's parachute was too good, jumping downstairs enabled you to pull your chute... Now on BF3 it does piss all.
    Granted, a real parachute does take like 100+ meters to open, but this is a game...

    To combat the damage when you land, pull back on your chute with your S key [or whatever it is on your consoles controller] before you touch down, it'll stall your chute and slow you down enough to prevent damage. Most of the time...

    I would love rappel lines from the transport helos... Need a Blackhawk really though, for dramatic movie effect.
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    Sleepiemercie Member

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    Mmmm...I guess next time I jump a 3 story building I will put on my marshmallow boots :p

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